LOOOOOOOOOLs !!!!! Best Soccer Jokes And Puns!!!!!!!

What is a ghost’s favorite soccer position?

Ghoul keeper.

Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?

Because she always runs away from the ball.

Why don’t grasshoppers watch soccer?

They watch cricket instead.

What kind of tea do soccer players drink?

Penal-Tea.

What is it called when a dinosaur gets a goal?

A dino-score.

Which soccer player has the biggest cleats?

The one with the biggest feet.

What position do ghosts play in soccer?

Ghoulie.

Where do soccer players go to dance?

The Futball.

What lights up a soccer stadium?

A soccer match.

Why shouldn’t you play soccer in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs!

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

It was tired of being kicked around.

Why do soccer players do so well in school?

They know how to use their heads.

How do soccer players stay cool during games?

They stand near the fans.

Why did the soccer player bring string to her game?

So she could tie the score.

What runs around a soccer field but never moves?

A fence.

What did the bumble bee forward say after getting a goal?

“Hive scored.”

How do birds cheer for their soccer teams?

They egg them on.

Why did the chicken get ejected from the soccer game?

For persistent fowl play.