Funny IT, Computers and smart Phones Short Jokes

  I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect". I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night. Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud. The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed. A clean house is the sign of a broken computer. Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it. Q: What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? A: Guardians of the Galaxy. Why did the Blonde go to the Apple Store? She wanted a Big Mac meal. Did you know my iphone is also a remote control? Lets go somewhere remote and you can........

Funny Sports One Liner Short Clean Jokes

  Q: Where do religious school children practice sports?  A: In the prayground! Q: How do baseball players stay cool?  A: They sit next to their fans!   Q: Where do football directors go when they are fed up?  A: The bored room!  Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?  A: Because she ran away from the ball!   Q: What can you serve but never eat?  A: A volley ball  Q: What do you do when you play the National Volleyball Team?  A: You wear football helmets. Q: Why Was Cinderella such a lousy baseball player?  A: She had a pumpkin for a coach!  Q: Why didn't the dog want to play football?  A: It was a boxer!  Q: What did they call Dracula when he won the league?  A: The champire!   Q: Why did the goal post get angry?  A: Because the bar was rattled!  Q: What part of a football ground is never the same?  A: The changing rooms!  Q: What lights up a soccer stadiu........