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What's big, black and steals your credit card mastercard and visa too with swift cvv2?
My Laptop.

What happens to Russian hackers when they get caught?
They get sent to Cyberia.

What was the hackers' rehabilitation meeting called?
Anonymous Anonymous

What is a hackers favorite pop group?
The Black IP’s

CAPS LOCK: Preventing Logins Since 1980.
I needed a password eight characters long so I picked SnowWhiteandtheSevenDwarves.

Police: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife.

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A guy's credit card gets stolen, and after a couple of months he finally goes to the police to report it.
Cop: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card before now?
Guy: The thief was spending less money than my wife.
Cop: Then why are you reporting it now?
Guy: I think the thief's wife started using it.

I’m really good at managing my credit card...
...My bank keeps sending me letters saying my account is outstanding.

Hey man why did you choose 0911 as your credit card code ?
Never forget.

There are three dimensions to credit cards
... length, width, and debt.

Apparently people are using smart phones instead of credit cards now.
I tried this but my cocaine was very lumpy.

“Take a card, any card,” the magician says.
I take his credit card.

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Very Funny banck Credit Cards Jokes

What's big, black and steals your credit card mastercard and visa too with swift cvv2?
My Laptop.

What happens to Russian hackers when they get caught?
They get sent to Cyberia.

What was the hackers' rehabilitation meeting called?
Anonymous Anonymous

What is a hackers favorite pop group?
The Black IP’s

CAPS LOCK: Preventing Logins Since 1980.
I needed a password eight characters long so I picked SnowWhiteandtheSevenDwarves.

Police: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife.

+++++++++++++++

Hey man why did you choose 0911 as your credit card code ?
Never forget.

There are three dimensions to credit cards
... length, width, and debt.

Apparently people are using smart phones instead of credit cards now.
I tried this but my cocaine was very lumpy.

“Take a card, any card,” the magician says.
I take his credit card.

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Very Funny banck Credit Cards Jokes

What's big, black and steals your credit card mastercard and visa too with swift cvv2?My Laptop.

What happens to Russian hackers when they get caught?They get sent to Cyberia.

What was the hackers' rehabilitation meeting called?Anonymous Anonymous

What is a hackers favorite pop group?The Black IP’s

CAPS LOCK: Preventing Logins Since 1980.I needed a password eight characters long so I picked SnowWhiteandtheSevenDwarves.Police: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?Man: The thief was spending less than my wife.

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Hey man why did you choose 0911 as your credit card code ?Never forget.

There are three dimensions to credit cards... length, width, and debt.

Apparently people are using smart phones instead of credit cards now.I tried this but my cocaine was very lumpy.

“Take a card, any card,” the magician says.I take his credit card.

Funny Popular Posts and Funny Articles

Funny Website Disclaimer

What's big, black and steals your credit card mastercard and visa too with swift cvv2?
My Laptop.

What happens to Russian hackers when they get caught?
They get sent to Cyberia.

What was the hackers' rehabilitation meeting called?
Anonymous Anonymous

What is a hackers favorite pop group?
The Black IP’s

CAPS LOCK: Preventing Logins Since 1980.
I needed a password eight characters long so I picked SnowWhiteandtheSevenDwarves.

Police: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife.

Hey man why did you choose 0911 as your credit card code ?
Never forget.

There are three dimensions to credit cards
... length, width, and debt.

Apparently people are using smart phones instead of credit cards now.
I tried this but my cocaine was very lumpy.

“Take a card, any card,” the magician says.
I take his credit card.