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  Q: Where do religious school children practice sports?  A: In the prayground! Q: How do baseball players stay cool?  A: They sit next to t...   Q: Where do religious school children practice sports?  A: In the prayground! Q: How do baseball players stay cool?  A: They sit next to their fans!   Q: Where do football directors go when they are fed up?  A: The bored room!  Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?  A: Because she ran away from the ball!   Q: What can you serve but never eat?  A: A volley ball  Q: What do you do when you play the National Volleyball Team?  A: You wear football helmets. Q: Why Was Cinderella such a lousy baseball player?  A: She had a pumpkin for a coach!  Q: Why didn't the dog want to play football?  A: It was a boxer!  Q: What did they call Dracula when he won the league?  A: The champire!   Q: Why did the goal post get angry?  A: Because the bar was rattled!  Q: What part of a football ground is never the same?  A: The changing rooms!  Q: What lights up a soccer stadiu........

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What is a web developer's favorite sport? <body> building I am a little worried about the future of the sport of Olympic skiing. I... What is a web developer's favorite sport? <body> building I am a little worried about the future of the sport of Olympic skiing. It’s just going downhill. Fast. What's Vladimir Putin's favorite sport? Cross-country. What is the National Sport of the United States of America? Depends on which one is on TV right now. What's a Philosophers favourite sport? Discuss. There’s such a gap between men’s and women’s sports. The difference is nuts. What do you call a French sports car? A Baguetti. What's the most popular sport everywhere except for the US? Cross country. What is plankton’s favourite sport? Formula 1. Soccer is a strange game. Soccer is a bunch of people running away from their goals. Why do dwarfs laugh when playing soccer? The grass tickles their balls. Why do Italians love soccer? Because half way through, they get to switch sides. Why was the dog bad at football? Because he had two left feet. What did Santa bring the naughty soccer announcer? CcGCOOOO........

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  What's big, black and steals your credit card mastercard and visa too with swift cvv2? My Laptop . What happens to Russian hackers whe...   What's big, black and steals your credit card mastercard and visa too with swift cvv2? My Laptop . What happens to Russian hackers when they get caught? They get sent to Cyberia. What was the hackers' rehabilitation meeting called? Anonymous Anonymous What is a hackers favorite pop group? The Black IP’s CAPS LOCK: Preventing Logins Since 1980. I needed a password eight characters long so I picked SnowWhiteandtheSevenDwarves. Police: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card? Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. +++++++++++++++ A guy's credit card gets stolen, and after a couple of months he finally goes to the police to report it. Cop: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card before now? Guy: The thief was spending less money than my wife. Cop: Then why are you reporting it now? Guy: I think the thief's wife started using it. I’m really good at managing my credit card... ...My bank keeps sending me letters saying my account is outstanding. ........

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