14 Clean jokes that are actually funny for kids and adults

 

1. What do you call a parade of rabbits marching backward?

A receding hare line.

2. What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

4. How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together.

5. Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems.

6. What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

7. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?

A moo-sical band.

8. Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

9. What do dentists call their X-rays?

Tooth pics!

10. Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?

It had great food but no atmosphere.

11. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia.

She whispers, “They’re right behind you!”

12. How do you look for Will Smith in the snow?

Just follow the fresh prints.

13. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

The same middle name.

14. Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing.