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Q: Where do religious school children practice sports? 
A: In the prayground!


Q: How do baseball players stay cool? 
A: They sit next to their fans!  


Q: Where do football directors go when they are fed up? 
A: The bored room! 

Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team? 
A: Because she ran away from the ball!
 
Q: What can you serve but never eat?
 A: A volley ball 

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Q: What do you do when you play the National Volleyball Team?
 A: You wear football helmets.


Q: Why Was Cinderella such a lousy baseball player? 
A: She had a pumpkin for a coach! 


Q: Why didn't the dog want to play football? 
A: It was a boxer! 


Q: What did they call Dracula when he won the league? 
A: The champire!  


Q: Why did the goal post get angry? 
A: Because the bar was rattled! 


Q: What part of a football ground is never the same? 
A: The changing rooms! 


Q: What lights up a soccer stadium? 
A: A soccer match! 


Q: Why aren't baseball stadiums built in outer space?
 A: Because there is no atmosphere!

 
Q: What stories are told by basketball players? 
A: Tall stories! 


 Q: What tea do football  players drink? 
A: Penaltea!

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