Computers and Internet Funny Clean Jokes

What does a baby computer call his father?
Data

What do you call a computer superhero?
A Screen Saver

Why did the computer cross the road?
To get a byte to eat

Who chases computer criminals?
A hacker-tracker

What do you get if you cross a computer with an elephant?
Lots of Memory

What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
A machine that has a bark worse than its byte

Why was the computer so angry?
Because it had a chip on its shoulder

Why did the computer get glasses?
To improve its websight

Why did the computer sneeze?
It had a virus

Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-o