Funniest Knock Knock Jokes for Kids and Adults

Knock, knock. | Who’s there? | Odysseus. | Odysseus who? | Odysseus the last straw!
Knock, knock. | Who’s there? | Abe. | Abe who? | Abe-C-D-E!
Knock, knock. | Who’s there? | Nicholas. | Nicholas who? | A Nicholas not much money these days.
Knock, knock. | Who’s there? | Candice. Candice who? | Candice door open or am I stuck out here?
Knock, knock. | Who’s there? | Annie. | Annie who? | Annie way can you let me in?
Knock, knock. | Who’s there? | Robin. | Robin who? | Robin you! Now hand over the cash.

Knock, knock. | Who’s there? | Justin. | Justin who? | Justin time for dinner!
Knock, knock. | Who’s there? | Sarah. | Sarah who? | Is Sarah phone I could use?
Knock, knock. | Who’s there? | Alice. | Alice who? | Alice fair in love and war
Knock knock. | Who’s there? | Daisy. | Daisy who? | Daisy me rolling, they hating…
Knock, knock. | Who’s there? | Cher. | Cher who? | Cher would be nice if you opened the door!
Knock, knock. | Who’s there? | Gorilla. | Gorilla who? | Gorilla me a hamburger!
Knock, knock. | Who’s there? | Kanga. | Kanga who? | Actually, it’s Kangaroo.
Knock, knock. | Who’s there? | Alpaca. | Alpaca who? | Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
Knock knock. | Who’s there? | Horsp. | Horsp who? | Did you just say, “horse poo?”
Knock, knock. | Who’s there? | Oink oink. | Oink oink who? | Are you a pig or an owl?
Knock, knock. | Who’s there? | Goat. | Goat who? | Go to the front door and find out!