I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it.
Q: What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
Why did the Blonde go to the Apple Store? She wanted a Big Mac meal.
Did you know my iphone is also a remote control? Lets go somewhere remote and you can have control.
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
I AM happy to see you but thats just an iphone in my pocket.
Q: According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphones overheating? A: Downloading images of Katy Perry!
If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?
I think my iPhone is broken....I pushed the home button and I'm still at school.