Short Funny Knock Knock Jokes in English

 

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
No bell.
No bell who?
Well you win the prize!
 
Knock knock
Who’s there?
A kish
A kish who?
But I hardly know you!
 
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dumder dumder d
Dumder Dumbder d who?
Thanks for the dramatic music.
 
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cuck
Cuck who?
Is it spring already.
 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bamb
Bamb who?
Are we making furniture again?
 
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Skid
Skid who?
Is it snowing?
 
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Vindal
Vindal who?
Great my dinners here!
 
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Pell
Pellwho?
Thanks my necks sore.
 
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lee. P.
Lee P. who?
Lippy neighbour aren’t you?
 
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bradley.
Bradley who?
Bradly spelled badly.
 
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Can this be the beginning of something beautiful?
 
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Kerry.
Kerry who?
Kerry me home, I’m too drunk to walk.
 
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gareth
Gareth who?
Gar ate my phone or I would have called.
 
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Casual snub.
Casual snub who?
I’m not telling you.
 
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Icy
Icy Who?
I see you. You see me. Names are superfluous.
 
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Pauline
Icy Who?
Pa leaning against the wall, gasping for a sit down.