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Who is there ? Knock, knock ! very funny jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly! Cows go, “Moo!”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls go.
Owls go who?
That’s right!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow
An interrupt—MOO!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose you be so nosy?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken my pocket but I can't find my keys!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Geese.
Geese who?
Geese what I got in the mail today?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get the door for me?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toucan.
Toucan who?
Toucan play at this game!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rhino.
Rhino who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is, so there's no use in telling any more.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
What are you, an owl?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, and I’m putting it in your mailbox!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear with me, it's so cold out here I can hardly talk!
