Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids and Adults With Good Senses of Humor

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Venice.

Venice who?

Venice your dad coming home?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Water.

Water who?

Water you asking so many questions for, just open up!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

A little old lady.

A little old lady who?

Hey, I didn’t know you could yodel!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Nobel.

Nobel who?

Nobel … that’s why I knocked!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle little help opening the door!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dozen.

Dozen who?

Dozen anyone want to let me in?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ears.

Ears who?

‘Ears another knock knock joke for ya!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Icy.

Icy who?

Icy you in there!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Adorable.

Adorable who?

A-door-a-bell don't work, that's why I knocked!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Kenya.

Kenya who?

Kenya open the door?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!