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Funny Footbal, Soccer, Cars ... Sports Jokes
What is a web developer's favorite sport?
<body> building
I am a little worried about the future of the sport of Olympic skiing.
It’s just going downhill.
Fast.
What's Vladimir Putin's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What is the National Sport of the United States of America?
Depends on which one is on TV right now.
What's a Philosophers favourite sport?
Discuss.
There’s such a gap between men’s and women’s sports.
The difference is nuts.
What do you call a French sports car?
A Baguetti.
What's the most popular sport everywhere except for the US?
Cross country.
What is plankton’s favourite sport?
Formula 1.
Soccer is a strange game.
Soccer is a bunch of people running away from their goals.
Why do dwarfs laugh when playing soccer?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why do Italians love soccer?
Because half way through, they get to switch sides.
Why was the dog bad at football?
Because he had two left feet.
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer announcer?
CcGCOOOOOAAAALLLLLL!!!!!
